Do you know that game where I say a word and you have to say the first thing that pops into your mind? The word is BANANA! Go!
Banana is not a superfood. Random realization but nonetheless true given that bananas are the main component of every healthy &trendy dishes but does not get any of the glories of it helping you live longer (is that what superfood do? I don’t know I still don’t get why we are all suppose to have it). Your açaï bowl and kale smoothie are 80% bananas yet we give it the name of the exotic unpronounceable berry that gives it that Instagram-able glow. >>Maca Smoothie recipe here <<
I feel ther is a great injustice done and repairing that said injustice is my Monday Cause (yeah it’s a thing) that is why I have posted a picture of cute baby bananas on my Instagram (I do exciting things I know). After finding the right filter to make them sexy I got stuck searching for the right caption. Isn’t the word BANANA an endless well for puns and jokes? Like everybody else’s my brain doesn’t work properly on Sunday. Anyways, in case you are ever looking for one, did you know that there is a website for puns, it is called PUNPEDIA and there is a whole page for clever word play with Banana!!! (yes this is my random facts post).
Banana is how we call a fanny pack in french (=Banane)? Specialized experience in falling in love with trends that make me cringe at all of my old pictures, I hope the Fanny pack won’t get viral again. I am afraid I will not be able to look at my 2018 pictures. The 90’s are making a comeback and the entire Kardashian entourage is already slaying it. Check it out >> Bananes aka Fanny Packs are back <<< Are you as horrified as I am?
Admit it when I asked you to play this game, the first thing that popped into your head when you read BANANA was your boyfriend’s weewee (his thing, his peepee, his penis, his junk I don’t know how you call it). I did, especially when I found out this morning that they invented a pill for men which would allow you to play with his little banana (is the word « little » offensive here?) without having to worry about getting pregnant while not having to religiously ingest hormones everyday! He is the one in charge of that now: Sharing the burden! Unfortunately thisseems to be too much for M. Weewee and Emily Anthes is telling us why in Bloomberg magazine https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-08-03/why-we-can-t-have-the-male-pill ( yes I read Bloomberg).
Unrelated fact: my nails are painted with Essie’s « éclair my love » color and I definitely love it!
THIS POST WAS NOT MEANT TO BE ESPECIALLY INTERESTING NOR UNIQUELY FUNNY. ALTHOUGH I HAD FUN WRITTING IT AND FIND MY FACTS AND LINKS QUIT INFORMATIVE. MY MONDAY LINES POST ARE MADE TO BE ENJOYED WITH YOUR MORNING COFFEE. HELPING YOU EASE INTO THE SERIOUSNESS OF YOUR WEEK LIFE. WHO DOESN’T LOVE CLICKING ON A FEW RANDOM LINKS BEFORE STARTING TO ACTUALLY WORK ON THAT COMPUTER!